so fast 1 year past liao... i still remember not long ago i sat in front of a pub... celebrating another new year.. with chin's family.....
oh sorry.. that was INTERNATIONAL new year.. :P confuse liao... :DDD
hope everyone have lots of ang pao and wishes from friends and family... i guess it's a tradition to report whatever happened during CNY here right? well i dunno you want to read or not, i still gonna write them.. :)
well, those who know me long enough, should have known that every year, in order to avoid give ang pao, will surely fly to other country... no wonder they got such a cheapskate son.. =.='' ANYWHO, lots of ang pao recieved, gambled alot (please dun call the polis... aiya even if you called you also no proof... i got study law so i know.. hahahaha!!!) well, that's all i can remember...
seriously speaking... i really dun remember much about CNY... i think it's because of all those alchohol i've drank.. =.='' bloody hing chun every two days invite all of us go his house drink... summore have to paksa me drink one.. =.='' everytime we go to his house, sure got gamble, mahjong, big 2, lots of loud laughter (mostly from me.. =.=''), and also bearing the risk of kena complain from neighbour.. =.=''
anywho, of all the gamble we've played, this is the best one... last year all of us argued alot on one very strange topic, summore almost fight liao... you know what kind of topic is that ah? the topic is... "do chicken fuck?" =.=''
yup.. stupid topic right? anyway, all of them keep telling me that chicken do fuck.. in fact they fuck butt to butt one... i'm the one that say chicken dun fuck... here's my assumption...
1. if i remember correctly, animals that lay eggs dun fuck... instead of sexual intercourse, they'll rub the semen on the egg and fertalize them...
2. i dun like the idea of "butt vs butt" style fucking.. =.=''
3. hen lay eggs everyday... EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!! imagine the cock have to fuck the hen every day, with every hen in the god damn barn (really sound like "kai dou", aka chowkit belakang)... 1 farm sure won't have alot of cock, so i guessing if the cock have to fuck the hen everyday, each cock have to fuck at least 5 hens each day... 5 man!!!! sure die very young one...
4. i REALLY dun like to imagine a chicken with dick sticking out between the leg.. =.='' too scary...
so i've bet with them, 3 glasses of vodka, whether a chicken:
1. fuck?
2. shoot sperm into body?
3. forgot liao... due to the affect cause by the above 2 glass...
yup... i lose gau gau... we've did a fast search on google... guess what? chicken DO fuck... here's how i lost my ground...
1. chicken fuck... i even saw the picture of a turkey riding on another turkey... and we know what that mean... the first thing i saw on that bloody site was that picture, and from that second, i knew that i cannot escape fromt hat 3 glass liao.. =.=''
2. hen have lots of eggs in them, so the cock just have to fuck 1 time to fertilize the eggs... the hen will lay the eggs 1 at a time (day), and the rest simpan in her stomach...
too bad i still have no chance to see a cock's dick (wah... sound so strange...) anyway, i lost, they won, everyone happy happy... except me.. =.=''
next time i'll update the ang pao trip that me and HELP's friend organized.. if i feel like it.. :P
